![]() Gretchen: Who? Regina: He said some guy on the baseball team. Karen: Did he say why? Regina: Somebody told him about Shane Oman. I have this theory that if you cut all her hair off, she'd look like a British man. Cady: I could hear people getting bored with me. Now that's she's getting fatter, she's got pretty big jugs. She's not even that good-looking if you really look at her. And the other 20 percent of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more. I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Regina. They've been inseparable ever since.Ĭady: I was a woman possessed. The two were seen canoodling at Chris Eisel's Halloween party. Duvall: I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. She might even be hotter than Regina George. Bethany Byrd: I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops. Short girl: That new girl moved here from Africa. People looked at you all the time, and everybody just knew stuff about you. Because being with The Plastics was like being famous. ![]() She knew it was better to be in The Plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all. The meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back. Ĭady: The weird thing about hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me. Gretchen: Whatever, she has a right to know. Karen: She said that? Gretchen: You didn't hear it from me. What is it? Gretchen: Regina says everyone hates you because you're such a slut. ![]() Gretchen: Who is? Karen: Who's this? Gretchen: Gretchen. Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong. Gretchen: Well, I mean, you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you. Regina: You're, like, really pretty! Cady: Thank you! Regina: So you agree? Cady: What? Regina: You think you're really pretty. Janis: Wow, Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself. And since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would say, yeah, I care. ![]() And whomsoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee. Every year, the seniors throw this dance for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling. It was awesome.ĭamian: She always looks fierce. Bethany Byrd: One time, she punched me in the face. Jessica Lopez: And he told her she was pretty. Short girl: One time, she met John Stamos on a plane. Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues. Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials. Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000. Lea Edwards: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. How do I even begin to explain Regina George? Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless. Those other two are just her little workers. But in reality, she is so much more than that. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel. Damian: She asked me how to spell "orange." Janis: And that little one? That's Gretchen Wieners. Damian sat next to her in English last year. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. This is Damian: he's almost too gay to function.ĭialogue Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith.You got your Freshmen, ROTC Guys, Preps, JV Jocks, Asian Nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Black Hotties, Girls Who Eat Their Feelings, Girls Who Don't Eat Anything, Desperate Wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually Active Band Geeks, The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet, and The Worst. Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there.All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier.In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy.
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